Well, I'm up and not showering. Why? Because I'm watching another HBO documentary. I love on demand. This one is 'Living Dolls', the story of southern pageants. The south meaning the south on the right, like alabama and south carolina and florida, not texas and ok.

I have to say that being in OK for a while and now watching this: People in the Alabama south have much thicker accents than people in the OK south. At least, OK, maybe not TX, I didn't go there but for a minute.

Anyways, back to the docu.

They put hair extensions on little girls.

If my kid wants to do a pageaent (i keep spelling it wrong because I know I'm spelling it wrong so I better do it spectacularly), then I will say, "That's nice, but you can't unless your grades are good and you have one other hobby and you figure out a way to pay for it."

Then I will get worst mom of the year. But I will smile.

I need to shower and get to work.

I can't believe they put hair extensions on little girls. It hurts enough to even have a clip on when you're my age. gah. lamezorz.

There's a boy one too and he has the biggest mullet i've ever seen on anyone ever, including adults. 'His hobbies include playing in the dirt'. Yeah, Joe Dirt.

Parents are fucking insane.

Almost everything that happens lately makes me appreciate my own parents more. Except for that whole 'we never believe you' thing they had in my teens. Ugh.

Okay, now I do have to go.

<3,
the me

OH, btw, I think those 'harry potter spoilers' are HIlarious. i guess they've been circulating for a long time, but i was like, 'whoah' and then i was like, 'naaaah'.